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Ferocious Buffalo

Jeremy Vs. The Buffalo


The Buffalo glared at me. I knew that I had crossed it. I contemplated my next move as his nostrils swelled and contracted with his breathing. I had insulted his brother, and the Buffalo wanted revenge. Negotiations between myself and the Buffalo were over, and we both knew it. I stepped slowly to the left, then to the right. He followed me with his eyes only, his head did not move. I knew the only way I was walking away from this in one peice was if I went for his soft spot. I had read that the Buffalo's one weakness in a one-on-one confrontation was his tongue. I used the standoff as an opportunity to dispell the fears that crept into my mind and gather courage for action. I spread my index and middle fingers into a "V" and dove for his nose....


Nuclear Family

You Shouldn'ta Done That, Boy


Look Son, I realize that you are a growing boy, and you need to express yourself. What you need to understand is that there are acceptable and appropriate ways to do just that. You really shouldn'ta done that. I need you to come up with two or three alternatives to the course of action that you have taken. Your mother and I will try to work with you, but you must do your part as well. Oh man...Wish you hadn't done that.